A friend of mine just sent me this funny joke:
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you. I am enclosing a picture for you.
Your loving wife,
XXXXXXX
Chess Daily News from Susan Polgar
Hillarious!
SMS answer:
thank goodness, my bike and you are fine
Great !!
In French we say “Femme au volant, la mort au tournant”
Phil from Paris
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http://phildornbusch.blogspot.com/
Anyone know what the story behind this picture is?
Reminds me of the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
My former husband promised he would never release that picture. Wait until my lawyer talks to his lawyer.
The guy drove home drunk but it was the wrong garage at the wrong address.