Who are you?
This is a true story (believe it or not?) of the Japanese Embassy in the United States. A while ago, Japanese Prime Minister Mori received some instructions in Basic English conversation before he visits Washington and meets president Barack...
Red Knights “Lack Direction”
Red Knights “Lack Direction” Says ShinawatraTuesday, 2 March 2010 The bid by a consortiom of high rollers – known as The Red Knights – to wrest control of Manchester United FC from the clutches of the Glazers has been...
A smart blonde
SMART BLONDE JOKE A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says...
Funny joke
A friend of mine just sent me this funny joke: To my darling husband, Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when...
What our children think of L&M?
Thoughts on Love and MarriageBy Our Children… HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she...
Joke of the day
“When I Grow Up, I’m Going To Be A…” An older couple had a son who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son has no career plans, so they decided to do...
Sign you’re driving too fast
This was sent to me by Mr. Frank K. Berry, sponsor and organizer of the 2007 US Championship in Stillwater, Oklahoma. I got stopped for speeding the other day. I thought I could talk my way out of it...
Funny Stuff!
How To Handle a Traffic Stop… A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license?Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my...