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My move?…Let’s see, I’ll take the rook, the queen, and the bishop; oh yeah, and the two pawns. Sure hope it’s legal!
The contestants line up for the first episode in the thrilling new reality TV show, Marry a Chess Champion.
Kirsan : After the World championship , Kramnik will now play a reality chess with these girls as the chess pieces….Hopefully Kramnik will now spend more time ‘positioning’ them on the board than spending time in the bathroom….a practise & precaution so that no one complains in Mexico that he visits the bathroom too often.
Discovered check
But, If
You’re Thinkin’
About My Baby
It Don’t Matter If You’re
Black Or White
Chess and Women, a mortal combination!!!!
Isn’t this exiting girls… Pawn promotion comming up, I
hope his Majesty picks me
Toilet cleaners of Kalmykia, unite!
Are their bottoms felt?
New FIDE-approved chess pieces for the next world championship.
2nd person to first person “No darling, I’m the Queen”
The IOC finally accepts FIDE, and chess players march in the Olympic opening ceremony.
“The Bonus, addition to the half a million dollar to the winner of the Kramnik-Topalov match”
Gabor
Kramnik:
“Hmmm…so this is Ilyumzhinov’s legal team. We just may be in for some real long private negotiations.”
When Eastern European Fashion Designers Attack!
No chessboards were harmed in the production.
Does this make me look fat?
The extraterrestrians march in and even the most skeptic will be able to relate to Kirsans attitude to aliens wholeheartedly!
1st girl: Kirsan said if I wore this dress, he’d give my family bread.
2nd girl: Kirsan said if I wore this dress, he’d let my brother go.
3rd girl: I’ve heard of cheeseheads, but chessheads??
Mate in five
Little Queenie
I got lumps in my throat
When I saw her comin down the file
I got the wiggles in my knees
When she looked at me and sweetly smiled
Well there she is again
Standin over by the knight and king
Well she looks like a model
On the cover of a magazine
But she’s too cute
To be a minute over seventeen
Meanwhile I was thinkin’
Well if she’s in the mood
No need to break it
I got the chance and I oughta take it
If she can checkmate we can make it
C’mon queenie let’s shake it
I said go, go, go, little queenie
I said go, go, go, little queenie
I said go, go, go, little queenie
by Chuck Berry, with some alterations.
This is what happens, when you’re board stiff!
lets play follow the leader! ok maybe follow the chess leader!
Girl in the front: “I think this outfit looked better on Kirsan last night.”
These are the women chess needs!
Chess Players know thousands of mating postions!
I’d like a chess set like this…
…and now let’s welcome Dana I. Lov and the Bathroom Tiles, performing their next big hit, “Potty forfeity in Mexico City”.
Hey mate, check out these sheilas!
(first girl overheard muttering to second girl)
Stop complaining, at least we’re better covered than the checkers fashion show!
First girl: [smirking with some distain, and thinking to herself] Hmmmph. So, Danailov disapproved of us for the live chess game. The nerve of that man! It was all because Topalov couldn’t distinguish whether we were white or black pieces. Like, who really cares! Like, big deal, poTalov! And my modeling career…like…flushed down the toilet! I could just scream!!