A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
good one 🙂
good joke
My water broke.
What ruins the joke is that in reality, there would be numerous service and handling fees (and perhaps other fees designed to prevent situations as these) that would run the bill to many hundreds of dollars…perhaps cheaper than a meter, but the joke just doesn’t work. Sorry.
“…perhaps cheaper than a meter, but the joke just doesn’t work. Sorry.”
Anon’s water broke as well.
I don’t think this is originally a blonde joke. I saw this joke with an Indian man, instead of a blonde lady, like a few years ago.
Next time, rip off another good joke and change whoever in it to blonde and call it another blonde joke, will you?
“Next time, rip off another good joke and change whoever in it to blonde and call it another blonde joke, will you?”
No, we’ll just rip off a few good “your momma” jokes since it is easier to make fun of your momma Anonymous knowing she tried to drown you at birth because you so damn stupid and ugly.
That’s right, this was originally a smart Indian joke.
Hey, Susan stick to chess, will ya?
Hehe 😉
“smart Indian”
Now that is funny!
Good joke SugarDork.
Why wouldn’t the joke work the same if it were eg man with brown hair. That she was a blonde does not come into it. Unless she got them falling in love with her to make a bad judgement.
It’s funny because Susan coloured her hair blonde!
(I heard this joke years, ago, with a blonde – maybe the Indian’s copied it!)