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Red Alert!: Very deadly chessgame player on scene!
You can stop talking, sir. This is not a microphone.
I’m too sexy for your scanner,
Too sexy fot your scanner,
Do you know what I mean?
I do a little turn on the Chess board,
Yeah, on the the Chess board, yeah,
I shake my little pawn on the Chess board…
Getting that Coppertone tan.
Sam in Lubbock
As I told you before… It’s only Wrigley’s Spearmint gum. Or… He’s going to find the Queen hiding in my pocket. Darn the luck.
“Suspect is considered brown and dangerous.”
“Hey—all I did was dive for some kopecks dropped in the pool!”