Can you name this player and can you come up with a creative caption?
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Toilet Kramnik
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
This is a well-known picture of the famous spanish priest Ruy Lopez.
Caption: I was only kidding when I said place the board so the sun shines in the opponents eyes!
No, this is Bogoljubov.
“When I am white, I win because I am white. When I am blindfolded, I win because I am Bogoljubov!”
Your both wrong, its the immortal Capablanca!
“Oh no. Not another book by Irving Chernev!”
If you look carefully at the background, its trivial to tell its Botvinnik.
“Oh great. I just won the world championship again. That means I am going to lose my next match!”
There has to be an easier way to play blindfold chess!
I cannot believe no one recognizes Jeremy Silman!
“Lets see, Material, develpment, initiative, pawn structure…dangit! What were the rest of my imbalances, again? I should have made a shorter list!”
Oh god what happened to everyone!!?
You clowns on this thread don’t recognize John Watson??
“Not again. I write one little book about chess having no rules, and every idiot in the world has to test me by moving his pawn backwards!”
Well, I cant tell who the player is. But if you look carefully at the reflection in the window, his opponent is none other that the famous Mikhail Tal!
The caption reads: “Don’t stare at the hand…dont stare at the hand…”
It’s Jakovenko: “What do you mean it’s orange juice that makes Magnus so good!? I thought it was grape Kool-Aid from a Dixie cup!”
Alot of buffoons on this thread. Not one of you recognizes Kasparov, playing a game against Judit Polgar??
“Oh no! That drops a rook! Wait, if I move my hand back really, really fast….and say J’adoube….yeah, that might work!”
If i open my eyes perhaps he has resigned
Kramnik- Oh no Topalov won the match. This means I might have to play him in another match to win the world championship. More sagas to come. Does it ever end?
O’Ship, What the heck did I just do?
or
Something close to that!
“These will come in handy”
“With this disguise my opponents will think they are playing Kramnik rather than Rybka. Also the great blue whale is hidden in case thyings go wrong”
It is Magnus inspecting his hairy palms!
The taste of gallium permanganate is awful, but its the only thing that keeps me going!
who am i ?
Its Kramnik and the caption is, “Oh Vishy playing out of the book”.
It’s domingeuse perez !!!! you guys.
Thank you all for this funny threat! But you are wrong, aren’t you?
Of course it is Kamsky:
“I will win my face back soon like Kramnik did after the Anand match.”
okay
Oh NO!!! Kryptonite chess pieces…and I’m without my protective goggles! My chess superpowers are dwindling…
Bartłomiej Macieja from Poland 🙂
It’s Susan Polgar.
“Don’t I look so much like Kramnik when I hide my face?”
It’s really Kramnik though.
“I can’t look at the white Queen anymore. I’m getting aroused!”
What a lousy set – the rooks are barely taller than pawns and the black pieces aren’t black.
It is Kramnik.
“Oh noes! The internet connection in my toilet just failed! :(“
Don’t take my queen please..
It’s Topalov saying to microphone with a lower voice “Hey Dana what will I do how pawn was moving? One further and take diagonal or one diagonal and take further?”
Danailov replies: “Oh that is a difficult question I will turn you back after asking Rybka!”
“Must remember what those things are next to the king and queen. How do they move? Visualize their movements. Think!”
“Please…. Put your clothes on. This is not clothing optional chess.”
Sam in Lubbock