Here is a picture of Garry Kasparov, one of the greatest chess players in history, in Zurich. Can you create a clever caption?
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Why did I go into politics?
I wonder if these people remember who I am.
What day is today?
do they move one square up and two over, or two up and one over?
damn it!
Where’s Mig Greengard? He’s fired!
“Chess Gives Me Headache!!”
Do I have a bald spot up here?
Am I still the best?
“Look out Garry! The guy on the right is pulling out a gun!”
” I know I am the best, now if
only I can figure out if it’s possible to
checkmate with a bishop and knight……”
Kasparov’s reaction When someone in crowd shout: “he was hit over the head with a chessboard!”
Dandruff…head and shoulders didn’t work…
Caption:
I feel KGB in my wig.
“Ah-ah right, I remember now—it IS legal to castle when your Rook is attacked!”
(Old allusion, to this.)
I’m busted again… should have stayed retired.
“No, I do not have an eternal youth formula worked out yet, now you geezers quit staring at me!”
-Justin Daniel
“Argh , I forgot the 17th move in that line – bad memory comes with age I guess . Sigh “
Still in touch!
I know I’ve played this guy before….now where was it?