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“Yaa, yaa, yaa. 35 right out of 36. Well done, sir.”
Dear Alexandra Kosteniuk,
We are your biggest fans. We think that you are hot. Would you please send us an autographed picture?
Thank you,
PS We think you beat Almira Skripchenko by a mile.
Vishy Anand’s surprise appearance on American Idol came to quick end when arch enemy Vladamir Kramnik, a sudden and mysterious replacement for Jennifer Lopez, said that Anand’s singing voice was a combination of Kasparov facing mate in 3 and a dying brahman bull.
“I like your style, man – much better than that bottle’s!”
“I like your style man, good luck playing that bottle – it looks pretty tough!”
Girly Man!
i hope drawnik doesn’t offer a draw after 5 moves..
can I have my NIIT pen back?
If you are done with your draw, I am going to draw a sip from the bottle.
Make My Day
c’mon vladdi help me out with this kid(magnus) will you?
Better keep an eye on this guy!
Say hello to Veselin from me too, but take away that “go to hell”-phrase.
“Please beat Carlsen, i want to stay in the #1 rating list”
That guy really have a nice pen! No wonder he wins so easily
Can I also play with you please..
so… how was my 1.d4
you liked it?
“noo Vladimir! Qh4+ is much better than c4”
Hmm, keeping track of the pieces on the scoresheet… I must try that too!
Looks nice, Kramnik draws well
Who is Killroy?
Isn’t he supposed to move a piece first??
Kramnik (thinking): “Top that move, norwegian kid!”
Anand (thinking): “Why did Vlad move one of Magnus pieces?”
“I think it is not orange, but a gummy beary Juice.”
“not that move, please!”…
“When you’re done with that pen, may I borrow it? I made my move and need to write it down.”
Now who else did I want an autograph from?
Man, they set up the board wrong… should I tell him?
Creative move Vlady, your knight captures Norwegian flag!