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“I’m gonna touch it… and I’m gonna take it. Yoik!”
I give up! I’m tired of playing all these young guns! Naka & Magnus etc. Henceforth I’m gonna party and stick to playing with patzers like you guys!
Can anyone here remind me how the pieces move? I’m starting to lose track.
Oh…. so that’s a bishop.
Pick up the soap!
“So why did’nt you play like this in the tournament?”
I’ll just make a few small changes while Magnus is out at the loo.
“I will play an all-London System 1.d4 d5 2.Bf4 tournament here, but only if a draw is worth 2 points not 1.”
Nerd: Have look, folks, only this little software running on my granny’s ring & I can conjure Vishy Anand rise like a djinni from me and move for me!
Friend 1: Ahhh .. !
Friend 2: But the bishop will be misplaced!
Twitterer: {Djinni of Anand recommends to move bishop}
Vishy (thinking): (Hrrrm, Levon will think I am out of my mind again, over in the playing hall. But I need to find my calm. May this lad go on with his next project soon)
Pardon me Can I have the white poupawn?
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.
By : Albert Einstein