Mr. Kasparov – Create your own witty caption 🙂
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“Putin’s a lousy chess player. How’d we ever vote for him??”
lets see… putin has a threat there, but if i move the minister away from the moscow file and secure the position of the party on the long diagonal… if only we had one more tempo to get the voters off the edge of the board, they are no good use there!
How do the knight moves?
On a diagonal ? … No this is the rook.
lets see.. we have many pawns, and putin has got no pawns but rook, bishop and a knight. I forgot though who wins in this endgame..
Azer/Baku
Banja Luka 1979 would have been a superior rating performance, wouldn’t it?
Surprise, I see HE has engineered a rematch for himself if he loses the title. Boy, did I ever make a mistake being so generous to that tosser in 2000.
Boy did I overdo the hair restorer last night.
Kasparov : “Ho ho, damn Susan lost against a 6 year old kid in a chess simultaneous where i can found this game to analyse ?”.
Wish I had my crown back.
Monkey Lookalike Competition – Winner Announced.
Oooh! The last hit on the head with the chessboard by one of Putin’s supporters still hurts…
Drat! Now .. how do I unglue my fingers from my forehead?
“Integrating … integrating … aha! Deep Thought 9 political analysis mode now fully operational.”
A guy with no courage is now going to be #1 player in the world..I’m so confused.
I think its blueberry?
What did Putin put in my Wodka??
Garry Kasparov just moments before a lecture makes sure his toupee is frimly in place.
uuummmppphhh….
aahhhhh…yes!
garry trying to count the number of wrinkles hes got in his forehead
“I TOLD you Topalov was a fake!”
I hate Crazy Glue!
“Berlin by Kramnik, Berlin by Putin, Berlin by Christiansen – and i thought we wiped it out, some 60 years ago…”
politics? I should have stuck to something easy like chess
What’s the best move here? I’ve never played Black against Grob’s Opening.
Kasparov Warns World of Brain Sucking Dictators
“What was I thinking, when I joined politics???”
Rgds M.
“Putin is pretty good, or is this Deep Blue?”
“Man, my head is so itchy…I knew I shouldn’t have tried that new shampoo!”
Hmmm, did I put enough money in the parking meter?
i was told to comb it this way.
“I’m confused about why I’m confused.”
Sam in Lubbock
whats for lunch??
Darn! This is so cruel,someone stole my wristwatch from the table.
Must have been Fischer…that old schmuck!
…I sure could go for a banana right about now…
What do you mean, “King me” …?
Where did I put my analysis of this opening? It’s GOT to be somewhere under this part of my forehead…
Stupid Rybka!!! Why won’t it accept a draw???? I’m glad I retired when I did….can’t let people think I’m not the “best ever.”
I can’t seem to beat the Thinking Machine 4 game, have I’ve been away too long? http://www.turbulence.org/spotlight/thinking/chess.html