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Ok, Vishy, you hold Kirsan down and I’ll choke him like this…
I’m gonna send a script idea to Seinfeld about a puffy shirt, like the one I’m wearing.
That’s a joke??? I’m going to be up all night wondering what Seinfeld has to do with this picture.
“(Garry) When i’m President of Russia, I’m going to deliver…”
“(Vishy) A chicken in every pot? A car in every garage?”
“(Garry) More important than that, paper towels in every washroom. Mind if I use your sleeve?”
Anonymous #2…you’re a buffoon. The Puffy Shirt episode is among the most famous Seinfeld episodes ever.
Okay, color me Seinfeld-ignorant. But how does a puffy shirt help Seinfeld play better chess? Does he hide extra pieces in it?
“and yes, to defeat Kramnik, you ll have to grab him like this…”
Here is the church…
here is the steeple…
open the doors…
and see all the people!
“Trust me Vishy, his balls are your best. Grab ’em tight and don’t let go.”
Garry: I have stomach problems
Who is Seinfield?
Is that the episode in which Jerry has to wear that “pirate shirt” because he didn’t understand his girl friend when she asked him to wear it in a show? 🙂
Really, Vishy, you should move to Russia and run for office.
and i almost let go of the knight versus judit but…
anon 10:32 – lol
VERY good one (the knight versus Judit)
Vishy, please, just unbutton the cuffs of my shirt before I lose the last bit of circulation I have left in my hands!
1. “You play too fast. Gotta slow down Vishy”.
2. “If you hire me as your second, I will teach you how to hold your opponent by the balls and not let go!”
3. “I am giving you my political pitch just in case you adopt Russian citizenship.”
4. “Get yourself a journo flunky” (apologies to Mig)
5. “Tell me the secret to marital bliss .. I just cant seem to stay married to one person”
6. “You should enter Indian politics, Vishy”
You be my bughouse partner and I’ll introduce you to some real Russian women.
“….and then you boil the borscht with the curry and you’ve got real Russian-Indian fusion.”
“….and then you boil the borscht with the curry and you’ve got real Russian-Indian fusion.”
Sam in Lubbock
“…actually, Muhatma Ghandi and I had a lot in common—-we both liked rice.”
Sam in Lubbock
“When I’m president of Other Russia you can become prime minister of Other India and we have a summit, see? Just like old times…”
If I had it to do over again, I would have strangled the guy operating the keyboard.
Anand: Ah, Jeez, he not going on about that 10th game in our match, again??