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Bill: Is he playing against Nakamura?
Carlsen: Oh no, Do I have to play against Nakamura? I am scared.
Bill: What do you think of the new Windows 8.1?
Carlsen: I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
Bill Gates:What do you think of the new Windows 8.1?
Magnus Carlsen: $!/@!#, I’ve just got a Blue Screen Of Death!
Gates: Google glass? What’s a gg?
Carlsen: Damn, too much orange juice.
Bill: Nine moves can take that long
Magnus: Still angry, still waiting for windows 8.1 to download without asking for a microsoft account.
Bill: whats going on Magnus? Carlsen: mimicking Nakamura’s face, depress to face this guy again.
Gates: This should put you in your place kiddo, get this, I am the Viswanathan Anand of the software industry, class is permanent form is temporary. There!!!