May. 5 2010 – 5:55 am
Serious allegations: Kalmyk governor leaks classified information to “humanoid” aliens
Andrey Lebedev, a Duma deputy for the right-wing nationalistic LDPR party, is pissed: there is a traitor in Russia’s house, and he’s a traitor of the very worst order.
Lebedev’s allegation, which he addressed yesterday to President Dmitry Medvedev, is serious. Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, the autocratic, chess-playing, Buddhist billionaire ruler of the Semiautonomous Russian Republic of Kalmykia on the shores of the Caspian, has been feeding highly classified state secrets to aliens, Lebedev alleges.
According to Lebedev, extraterrestrial “humanoids” are now in possession of some of Russia’s most secret secrets.
Here’s what happened.
Lebedev realized something was very extremely horribly wrong as he watched Ilyumzhinov’s interview with Vladimir Pozner, the Russian CNN. During the interview, Ilyumzhinov openly discussed his 1997 encounter with benevolent aliens. According to Ilyumzhinov, it all happened on a Saturday night. He came home to his Moscow apartment, watched some TV, read a bit, and drifted off to sleep. Mid-drift, he heard the balcony door open. Then someone called to him. Ilyumzhinov went to check it out, only to discover a hovering transparent tube, which he, naturally, entered.
Here is the full article.
These people need urgent help. In a nuthouse…
Ahhhh …haha…I love this sort of nonsense! Thx Susan…you made me smile!!
Mike Magnan
See i told u Susan they gunna start talkin about GOD,ALIENS, UJOUIA BOARDS,ERRTHING! Kasparov throwin headfakes, and Kramnik faking like he know, go to the PRESIDENTS CUP , he 0-0-0 and f5 tryin to use the Ultrabird’s Defence, usin tricks. U dont exist but Um tryin to learn something, usin headfakes,Susan it’s Jesus Shuttlesworth he’s a real person, ask L-bron.
This sounds like part of Karpov’s campaign strategy.
Kirsan was a good specimen. We implanted several genetically modified hamsters that had small faces that looked like Richard Gere’s face.
We implanted about 30 of them in Kirsan’s colon. The hamsters send us back data about the happenings within FIDE.
ET
He should have played a little chess with the aliens to see how advanced they are in their human sciences knowledge, lol 😀
Is this a joke or a prank??? Is this really the guy running FIDE??? No wonder Chess is struggling around the world!!
You don’t exist but I’m trying to learn something, using head fakes,Susan it’s Jesus Shuttles worth he’s a real person.