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Who’s Garrett?
“Vlad, I am your father”
“Nooooo!”
I bet you don’t have ever seen this Knight move before.
First I wave my magic wand, then I pull a chocolate cookie out of my ear!
But officer, I’m just going to the bathroom.
Kramnik: “He’ll never notice the electronic bug in this glass of water.”
Vlad yells to officer:
-BEEP! Just kidding, officer. 🙂
Pull my finger!
“Yes mr Danailov I can hear it but it is just the burritos talking”
Hello Chief? Are kidney stones metallic or is he bull****ing me?
N.Y. Times headline
Kramnik found with rybkka, shredder, and fritz jr. in his pants.
This guy is tickling me…
But I have to stay cool
is that a computer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
“Of course it’s going off! After all, my nerves are steel”
Swim to the bottom Rybka (it means fish you know 🙂 ), he is going to find you.
you have a big garett sir !!!
“Today, Mr. Kramnik, we finally get to the bottom of your health concerns…”
Security officer thinking to himself: “If only this super cheat knew I was Bulgarian…”
*whispering into mic* NO, Mr. Danailov. I can NOT strip search him if this thing doesn’t go off.
Yup, Kramnik, your pacemaker has stopped.
OK, no weapons found, but you need to lose weight!
“No weapons… No computers… No cables… wait … sir, just checking, is he allowed to bring a sense of honor into the playing area?”
“Uh-oh. In two seconds he’s gonna know I have a belly ring.”
Sam in Lubbock
Kramnik- He probably doesn’t know that I am going for Draw today too !!