* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?(Frostbite)* What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?(Crisp Cringle)* What do you call people who are afraid of Santa...
Jokes of the day
The amazing golf ball A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show...
Word description by JOTD
Here are some word description by jokesoftheday.com Committee A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Inflation Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Chess Daily News from Susan Polgar
Joke of the day
“No, Hillary now says that she just made an honest mistake when she said she had to duck sniper fire in Bosnia. There was no hostile fire of any kind. Although, ironically, while she was away, Bill Clinton did...
Some Holiday Jokes
Holiday Jokes Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?A:...
The funnies to make you smile
Artwork by Mike Magnan Joke #1 A police officer pulls over a man who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. The officer goes up to the man’s window and says “Sir, I need you to blow...
The funnies by Mr. Berry
These came from Frank K. Berry, organizer and sponsor of the 2007 US and US Women’s Championship: In a Podiatrist’s office:“Time wounds all heels.” ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist’s door:“To expedite...
Technology jokes
Tech Support Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because...
Late Night Jokes
The Best of Late Night… “Prince Charles says he wants to ban McDonald’s. He said banning McDonald’s is the key to living a healthy lifestyle. Really? Why did he single out McDonald’s? I think banning Dominos would make more...