A Spring Cleaning Cheat Sheet…For Men. * Broom (brum) – a long handled brush used for sweeping (also doubles as a mode of transportation for your mother) * Vacuum (vak’ u em) – much like the leaf blower except...
Office sarcastic humor
Useful Work Phrases – Part One…1. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.2. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.3. I don’t know what your problem is, but...
Are you kidding?
Workplace Negotiations… Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer replies, “In the region of $250,000 a year,...
Politics misunderstood joke
A Politician Misunderstood… Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they...
One tricky Einstein
“Way To Go, Einstein!” When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner,...
Smile :)
I’m Tired of Working… For a couple years now I ‘ve been blaming this feeling on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked....
Joke
Artwork by Mike Magnan The Wiley Weekender… Outside a local neighborhood bar, a police patrol routinely parked outside on the weekends for the obvious reason that several of its patrons had the unfortunate habit of driving home inebriated. On...
Funny Corvette Joke
This funny joke was just sent to me by a blogger 🙂 A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of thedealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind...
Funny Stuff
Perusing the Personals… This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl...
Valentine’s Day Joke
Valentine’s Day Joke A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a...