Exams — and real answers from Children… Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because...
Funny Stuff!
How To Handle a Traffic Stop… A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license?Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my...
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I’m Tired of Working… For a couple years now I ‘ve been blaming this feeling on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked....
Funny Stuff
Perusing the Personals… This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl...
Number 9 joke!
To The Nines… One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled...