“So I tell the guy at the store, ‘I like the tie with the strips, but I like one with the checkers too.’ So the guy grabs some scissors and says, ‘Give me a second, I’ll be right back…'”
I beat Navara! Wow…I’ve almost forgotten how good it feels to win! Maybe I should just play against 2600 and 2500 guys. I can certainly kick their ass.
Chucky rules!! 🙂
This hand opens the bottle!
Chucky explains the theory behind the unibrow!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
They are going to lift my skull next month to see what’s wrong with me!
“So I tell the guy at the store, ‘I like the tie with the strips, but I like one with the checkers too.’ So the guy grabs some scissors and says, ‘Give me a second, I’ll be right back…'”
Then Bobby grabbed my head like this and said, “never wear this tie again.”
Focus .. focus … ah ha! …. there’s my bishop!
And then I put my hand around that pencil neck geeks head and told him ” get ready for daddy”
He’s pathetic,
like Kramnik the cheater
MC Chucky in da house!
My arthritis kept me from making the correct move!
und all uf a suden – my eyebrows went lyke dis
“I’m not drunk! Look how steady my drinking hand is!”
I will the pieces to create their own checkmate.
hocus pocus
all the missing money has been returned to USCF and all the missing members are now returned, also with interest
I am the master and the pieces are my puppets. See how they dance around the others and kick that silly King on his side.
Now that I have her attention you can tell Susan that you love her. Your gratuity was too kind.
Yo dude, I’m back!!
You put your right hand in and you shake it all about, you do the chess a pokey and you turn your self around, thats what it’s all about !!!
I beat Navara! Wow…I’ve almost forgotten how good it feels to win! Maybe I should just play against 2600 and 2500 guys. I can certainly kick their ass.
And now my young jedi…you will DIE!
“No, I’m not limp-wristed.”
Sam in Lubbock
I got a 2700 rating and I know how to use it!
I AM limpwristed!
Man in SanFransisco
All you future opponents are now under my spell !!!
It is hopeless now, so why struggle ? Make it easy on yourself and resign at once !!!!
Please !
“The Hand needs to play. Those games were over too fast. Must . Play . Must . Play …”