“No, Hillary now says that she just made an honest mistake when she said she had to duck sniper fire in Bosnia. There was no hostile fire of any kind. Although, ironically, while she was away, Bill Clinton did see some action. Do you think this is a big deal? See, all candidates exaggerate. Remember when McCain ran in 2000? Remember that? He had to retract a claim that he had been under cannon fire from the Confederates.”
-Jay Leno
Chess Daily News from Susan Polgar
Is he saying that McCain is old?
Bill Clinton: “I never had sex with that woman.”
Barack Obama: “I never heard Rev. Wright preach sermons like that.”
Bill Clinton: “I never had sex with that woman.”
Barack Obama: “I never heard Rev. Wright preach sermons like that.”
Bullwinkle the Moose: “Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants!”