Which is the most likely worldwide event to actually take place in 2007? Here is one of the choices by the Aspen Daily News:
3. Paris Hilton shocked the entertainment world when she declared that her partying days were over and that she was going to settle down with the only man who has ever made her happy, Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion now living in Iceland. Paris stated that she is not concerned that Fischer is a fugitive sought by the U.S. and added, “Bobby and I deal on a higher plane.” Checkmate!
The full article is here. 
Chess Daily News from Susan Polgar
Hillary Clinton divorces Bill Clinton as her election team finally concludes that his shadowing is detrimental to her campaign and that it would pick up more iowa votes
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That was prety funny stuff. This article yesterday on Yoko Ono had me laughing out loud. The whole article can be read by pasting this in your browser:
http://www.nj.com/search/index.ssf?/base/columns-0/116667951429040.xml?starledger?coltdo&coll=1
“What Yoko doesn’t want you to see
Thursday, December 21, 2006
THEY’VE ARRESTED the chauffeur of Yoko Ono, charging him with trying to blackmail her to the tune of $2 million.
This has us mystified. This is Yoko Ono we’re talking about. At this stage, what kind of information could possibly embarrass her? ………………….”
Friday, December 22, 2006 8:24:15 AM
Talk about the Democrats backing a ‘horse’…Hillary is your girl!
What a cow…
Likely New Event:
Hillary Clinton falls in love with, and marries, “The Donald” and reveals her lesbian relationship with Rosie in a ‘heartfelt interview’ with Barbra WaWa….
Gripping Journalism…
Am I mistaken? Wasn’t BF married while he was in Japan?
Anyway I love these humor posts. Keep them coming everybody!
>>Am I mistaken? Wasn’t BF married while he was in Japan?>>
Mistaken. He floated the idea of getting married as a way of being allowed to stay in Japan, but abandoned the idea when he got out another way.
I think Mel Gibson should be the best man.
Delete innocent humour, how sick a person can become!
Why would Paris Hilton fall in love with her grandfather? I think Freud and other psychiatrists have studied psychological quirks such as this…
Do you mean
humor like that?