“I couldn’t concentrate on the game, because, you know, she had these magnificent ta-tas. And everytime I stared at the board, my eyes would be drawn like magnets towards her generous cleavage”
And then I put my stinky finger under his nose like this and then my opponent resigned his game to me. You don’t believe me? Here come and smell this hand!
Look at my hand puppet! I am ready to run the USCF!
“I couldn’t concentrate on the game, because, you know, she had these magnificent ta-tas. And everytime I stared at the board, my eyes would be drawn like magnets towards her generous cleavage”
“After all, What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…”
“If I had my darts, that photographer would be history”
And then I put my stinky finger under his nose like this and then my opponent resigned his game to me. You don’t believe me? Here come and smell this hand!
Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr.
Once I was skiny like you,just like this.Ah good all times…