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Can you create a clever caption?
Abra cadavers!
Alas, Anand, lesser thou are, but played at least a bit like me in game 8!
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Caption:
“Vishy, you are under my spell! Repeat after me ‘I am old. Time to hang up the pieces!'”
“Carlsen was this tall when I started training him.”
I am a good player but a bad loser. If I lose, I will choke my opponent like this
rgSince I convinced Carlsen to drop out of the World Championship cycle, I’m still having the record for youngest world champion.
Now I need to convince Anand to retire… So I stay nbr 1 in modern chess…
Now that I had Carlsen out of the world championship cycle, I need to have Anand retired.
I want my records not to be broken…
the trick to stay champion for long is to put a clause of retaining in case of a 12-12 tie.. the challenger is under pressure from game 1, that way and he loses..ha ha ha
first learn the trick of ‘polgared’ which means do a takeback in flash and destroy the video evidence
whatever may be the context, i will bring putin in the convesation and bash russia – ignore the fact that i am able to speak so freely. How dare i be denied presidency?
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Look democracy is a balancing act like this; you want democracy but you will be a dictator – when yuri dakhoian was my second i made sure he did not have any freedom.
when vishy and I draw our first 8 games it is called a tough chess. When vishy and gelfand draw their first six it is boring chess..
Anandium disppearium world championshipium machium..
Poof!
Garry Kasparov describes the size of his ego.
Boris…Vishy. Repeat after me…draw…draw…draw.
And this is how you dance Thriller!
When I play chess with the extra large pieces, I grasp the pawns by the headsterefina – then I rip the heads right off!!
Its all about me, me, me and me.
Its all about me, me, me and me.
Its all about me, me, me and me.
“yea-yea-yeah, as i was saying..”
The art of levitation can be used to move pieces if you can hypnotize your opponent with the other hand.