Things that make you go hmmmm……
– Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
– Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
– Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
– Why do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage?
– Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
– Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
– Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
– Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
– Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
– Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
– Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
– Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
– Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
– Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
– Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
– Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
– You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
– Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
– If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
do vegitarians eat animal crackers? why do we park cars in the driveway and drive on a parkway? lol thanx for the jokes
Yakov Smirnoff was a genius.
I really like his joke about his milking his bull.