Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Any other chess jokes?
Why did Slaoni, Laferti, Mottersheadi, Goichi, Roberti, and the devil cross the road?
To sue the chicken.