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Monkey takes pawn.
Monkey throws feces at e5.
Is this set a standard size?
What do you mean I can’t play the Orangutan?
“A baboon was killed in a tragic accident today attempting to delay mate with a pawn sacrifice.”
Alternative:
“Baboon finds and absconds with Ivanchuk’s secret stash of vodka”.
“Here,take it,Chess ain’t no monkey business”.
Even monkeys knows Orangutan’s advice: Start with 1.b4 and your opponent should surrender!