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“I am trying to make up my mind for a job for a living statue, a teathre representation of Virgil or a white queen for a live chess game… hmmm who will play the most?”
Upon reaching the eighth rank, the former pawn contemplates her new powers, and vengeance…
Playing Korchnoi left me white as ghost!
At least Í kept my head.
Hi, I’m taking up a collection to buy a head for my friend over there.
“Why do I always have to be sacrificed” -said Kasparov’s queen as she plunged into oblivion
I think Joe wins. 😀
Medieval Ring Toss games…
concentration or confusion?
The White King said “I knew I shouldnt have sent the Queen out so early. Sigh, alas now shes gone and I have started my descent into chessic quicksand”.
white money!!!
“I’ll bet you five hundred bucks I am holier than thou”
“Not again! Those damn construction workers need to learn how to hold on to their stuff. This time white paint; the next time I might get a heavy brick on my head.”
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(talks to gang of african-american youth)
“No, it’s not a racial thing… no, yes I’m a white king, but it’s not like that, it’s… hey, stop that! Listen, I don’t think I’m better than you… what do you mean if I believe in the ‘divine right of the king’, I never… look…”
Even tempted by dollar bills, the living statue would not move.
– Enrique
“should I vote for sloan or will he reach under my robe and grab my cahoonays?”
“should I vote for sloan or will he reach under my robe and grab my cahoonays?”
“I’m all in!”
Sam in Lubbock